January 2010
23 posts
Dirk Calloway: Dear Max, I am sorry to say, that I have secretly found out, that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
-Rushmore
I feel really good today. Last night, I didn’t get wasted with Katie, and I got a full 8 hours of sleep. I should do this more often. On the other hand, where is the fun in all that?
“Anyway, he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that...”
– Little Miss Sunshine
Watchtoo good to be true
“I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and things seemed...”
– True Romance
